The headline actually short-changes things: Jennifer Garner’s head, legs, braceleted/be-watched arms, and shoes are all super here. But WHAT is the tired cape-sack of a dress she’s procured? I was going to make a mean joke about Ben Affleck, but he gets a pass for being back in rehab. So instead I will say it’s the sartorial version of those last seasons of Alias: sagging, shapeless, ultimately not worthy of her gifts, but with a satisfying ending at the last second. Because, seriously. THE SHOES. (They’re Giuseppe Zanotti.) What a way to go.