Friends! I would have bet my entire fortune, which is vast,* that this look was by Monse. MAIS NON, this is the work of Jean Paul Gaultier.  And I call it A SALUTE TO DOUBLE-SIDED TAPE. I’m sure it’s actually really carefully constructed, but it’s certainly giving My Outfit Is Sliding Off And Also I Regrettably Attempted To Reinvent The Shirt. A universal experience? Maybe more than it used to be! It’s also giving those old faves My Stylist Talked Me Into This, and also Why Not? I Can Change Tomorrow. Which is, and always will be, true.

*Not at all vast and technically also not a fortune in the least.

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