I don’t know why Jenna felt like Wednesday press demanded full ’80s nighttime soap realness, but I applaud it. I only wish she’d walked into, say, the Today show hand, slammed her hands on the desk, and threatened to fire them all. You can’t wear that hat without being TEMPTED, surely? I imagine that putting it on is like slipping right into the skin of Alexis Carrington.
Unfortunately, it falls apart for me with the giant blocks of wood under her feet. Alexis would NEVER risk breaking an ankle while she’s pitching a crystal fastball at Dex Dexter’s face.
