Okay, listen, I am not crazy. Jenna Jameson is a former porn star, who is appearing at an event at Crazy Horse III, a “gentleman’s club” in Las Vegas. I don’t expect her to show up wearing a little flowered dress. I can’t exactly complain about this. It would be complaining about a Hooter’s waitress wearing hot pants. THAT BEING SAID:
HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK?