When the Only Murders premiere happened, I thought, “Aw, no Da’Vine Joy? Maybe they couldn’t work her character into this season enough.” And I suppose that part could turn out to be true, BUT it turns out she WAS at the premiere and the photos didn’t come through until we’d already packed it in and gone to bed. I wish I was as enthusiastic about the actual dress as I was the general sight of her — I love her; she’s great in everything, and she is giving this as much oomph as is possible. But this dress looks like someone put a dominatrix through a paper shredder.

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