Irina Shayk here was this year’s cover model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and lo, she is pretty indeed:

Especially if we mentally block out the fact that she’s wearing….whatever this is? Seriously. What is this? If I’m correct — and I pray I am not — it is a black (p)leather, high-waisted, capri-legged jumpsuit with a mail slot centered over her innards. And a tassel attached to the side. It’s like what would happen if Catwoman had to figure out what to wear for Casual Fridays.