Allow me to be totally frank: I loathe this on a level that may, I admit, be totally irrational.

Because it’s actually not THAT bad. The trousers are (I think??) totally normal. Her shoes are cute. The color of her shirt is fine. I’d like it deployed with something else, possibly?  But something about that tie around her neck just makes me go all:

and

Except it’s not hair, it’s a necktie. WHICH IS MUCH EASIER TO REMOVE.

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