I do NOT understand what this performance on Today is about and please believe me when I tell you that I don’t need to know! I’m CERTAIN that she’s actually singing a song called, like, “Jeanius” and it’s gonna be a Gap ad or something, but this isn’t information I actually require for my brain. Because as far as I am concerned, Camila has written and is directing and starring in a musical all about the time Britney and Justin wore all denim to the VMAs, and this is the costume for the act one-ending showstopper, called “DANCE-OFF!” It’s going to be amazing.

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