I know fake glasses as a fashion statement are all the rage right now, but unless Bel Powley is a walking Guillermo del Toro character, I’m pretty sure her nipples don’t have eyes. Those look like one of those straws that twists into eyeglasses you can wear while you drink, but I guess that wasn’t enough on its own, so one arm has a half-cape and her waist is sporting a trick felt snake that pops out of a can in a cheap joke shop. Wait, does the “W” in “JW Anderson” stand for “Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes”? Because that would explain a lot.

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