I Could Talk Or Not Talk About Jennifer Coolidge Forever
Informative Caption has distressed me, good friends! It read, “Jennifer Coolidge, American actress, who played Stifler’s mum in 1999 comedy American Pie, serves up apple pies at pop-up pie shop as Now TV celebrates the 20th anniversary of the comedy.” First! I hope J. Cool got LOADS OF CASH for this gig, because American Pie — while very funny at the time, not a film that has aged well AT ALL — is not the apex of her career and, also, her character was not at all implicated in any kind of pie-romance, that I recall! Second: Good for her for taking money to hand people pie in London, if she wanted to do it! Third: Now TV are the same folks who brought London this giant reclining statue of Jeff Goldblum last summer, and I need an answer as to why we did not get a giant statue of Jennifer Coolidge sprawled alongside Tower Bridge, as truly I believe that would have brought solace to a country where much is currently uncertain. FINALLY: She looks great here, and I hope she is about to get cast in a spin-off of Schitt’s Creek, where she and Moira Rose — estranged college roommates — take a well-dressed road trip to attend the wedding of their third roommate (Jada Pinkett Smith) across the country. Shenanigans ensue! In other words: Jada has to come bail them out of jail, and escort them back the rest of the way. It’s going to be HILARIOUS.