MORE GOWNS. Just let the glory of them wash over you. Bonus points to Naeem Khan for going Full Drama with the veils. Now that I’m old, I am really into the Old School Long-Ass Crazy Dramatic veil, the kind of veil you wear to your arranged marriage with the Prince of Catatonia, where his first glimpse of your face is when your veil is removed at the end of the ceremony and he is stunned by your beauty! Too bad for him that you’re only marrying him to settle a decades-long score with the Catatonic people and you’re actually in love with your handsome dancing instructor, Jacques. You’re all planning that exact wedding right now, aren’t you? Because I was led to believe that you were.

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