If you’re wondering what Lindsay has been up to since that travesty of an Oprah reality show

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… the answer may be, “Chucking it all to pursue a life as a cruise ship magician.” Her signature trick: making her own career disappear.

Okay, the answer is actually, and this is not a joke, that she’s opened a Beach House club in Mykonos which has now secured its own reality show for her to star in… but honestly, “discount magician” is certainly not mutually exclusive to that. She certainly may WANT to make this new chapter vanish at some point.

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