Joan Collins does NOT have what I’ll call Devoted Nun Face. She does, however, have Woman Disguised as a Nun for Reasons Face. Per Informative Caption, this is a shot from a movie called Sea Wife, which apparently also starred Richard Burton, and the Wiki entry for which is A RIDE! There’s a deserted island, and someone does get eaten by a shark. I sort of want to watch it now?

FUN FACT: “Sensing early during shooting that the film would wind up a dud, Burton concentrated his energies on two objectives: Joan Collins, who rejected his advances, and drinking, to fight insomnia. Yet despite waking every morning at 5 am with a terrible hangover, he was still able to contribute a full day’s work.” INSPIRING! Especially today.


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