Heidi Klum looks absolutely reasonable here — Informative Caption tells me she’s arriving at Borchardt Restaurant in Berlin, which is apparently old and historic but has VERY mixed reviews on Trip Advisor; like, one person said, “magnificent” and the next wrote, “Simply the worst restaurant I went to in Berlin. From the service to the food. A complete disaster. I’m appalled.” Appalled! — but in my post-weekend fugue state my brain scrambled whatever is happening on her tee shirt to say, “St. Olaf,” AKA the fictional hometown of one Rose Nylund. (And also an actual college, if you want to be technical.) And now I’m freshly devastated that Heidi Klum isn’t out there sporting whimsical Golden Girls tees. It doesn’t seem TOTALLY out of the realm of possibility. Let’s manifest this.
