This outfit is soapy as HELL. With one flick of the skirt, it goes from prim to prurient. This belongs in an HBO show that’s part Six Feet Under, part Mrs. Fletcher, part Days of our Lives, about a woman who becomes erotically supercharged by her grief. Let’s set it in Avonlea and call it The Erotic Awakening of Marilla Cuthbert.
Actually, when she poses like this… can we add Watchmen to the pile? Work with me on this, HBO. Let’s shake this cocktail and see what pours out into the glass.