I am not even being snarky, but can someone tell me what Ashanti has been DOING the last couple of years?
Obviously, I do not want her to go away — WE CAN’T LOSE THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE — but I just want to know. I mean, sure: It takes a long time for a girl to conceive of, and execute, a vagina sling dress. And obviously, several hours were spent work-shopping this pose, and sewing this dress all by herself. But WHAT ELSE? I need to know that she has something on tap that will keep her in vagina slings and sheer tableclothery for all time.