ADAM: So what’s REALLY funny about this, honey, is how I’m totally dressed — three piece suit and everything! — and looking totally dapper when I am TOTALLY known for taking my shirt off all the time. And YOU are wearing a dress so naked at you needed to get a wax in order to wear it in public!

ANNE: How is that funny? I’m a swimsuit model. I’m scantily clad all the time. This is like a dress-swimsuit. I feel totally comfortable.

ADAM: I don’t know. Maybe it’s not funny. But man, seriously, this is NOT a dress.

ANNE: Yeah, well, everyone thinks we’re breaking up. I thought I might as well show you what you’d be missing.

ADAM: Touche.