This dress leaves me cold — it’s like the duvet of a bedridden person who’s got a WRETCHED cold and no wastebasket.

But the hair is my issue — the braids look sloppy and the rest looks matted, and I’m concerned she just came back from an early Spring Break in Cancun and has a tattoo of a Chinese character somewhere that does not say what she thinks it says. But maybe that hair was a clever plan. Maybe, after all her impassioned pleas to us, she wanted us to see her be brave. Mission accomplished, I suppose.

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