Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade are in Milan for the menswear shows, and she is FEELING SUMMER. Observe:

Those shoes are my nightmare. The dress looks like she’s headed to play Wimbledon, and destined for middling reviews from us on her court attire. But at least it IS attire…

… whereas this is just a-tired. And apparently so am I, because there is NO other excuse for that wordplay. Even sleep deprivation.

[Photos: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Prada, Robino Salvatore/GC Images]