Couture Week has begun, but sadly, with more of a whimper than we usually get from a Schiaparelli front row. This is not to say that Gabrielle Union’s bod is unimpressive, but we’re used to Kylie Jenner wearing a fake lion or a sheer bag over her face, and Doja Cat covering herself in red makeup and crystals, and whatever the hell these glasses were on J.Lo. Compared to that, Gabrielle’s navel is really just, you know, any Tuesday.
