I’ve had SO MANY THEORIES about what this ensemble is made of, all of them born when I saw this photo all tiny, in thumbnail form. Said theories included “pink sandpaper,” “Rock Star gel nails, except painted all over her body,” and “velour.” (Oh, Miley Cyrus would wear a Juicy sweatsuit on the red carpet, of this I have no doubt. And I fervently hope she does so, in 2016. Keep hope alive!)

All that said, there’s still something about this that feels slightly Dolly Parton-approved (Dolly is, after all, Miley’s godmother), and that means there is a tiny, squashy part of my soul that secretly likes it. Don’t tell.

[Photo: Getty]

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