“YO, DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, I AM HAVING A BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY.

“IT STARTS WITH THIS BLOUSE AND THEN IN MIAMI I BUY A HOUSE AND THEN DOROTHY ZBORNAK DITCHES HER SPOUSE AND SHE AND SOPHIA MOVE IN AND THEY JOUST, AND THEN IN COMES BETTY WHITE WITH ALL HER ST. OLAF MIGHT AND I GIVE HER THIS SHIRT BECAUSE ON HER IT LOOKS TIIIIIGHT AND AND WE SIT UNDER THE KITCHEN LIGHT AND EAT CHEESECAKE AND FIGHT, DAMN, THAT SHIT WILL BE A MOTHERF’ING DELIGHT. AND I’M BLANCHE, OBVIOUSLY, IN THIS SCENARIO.”

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