Insert here my usual yappity yappity about Piper Perabo’s insistence on making weird faces whenever photographed on the red carpet (or red carpet equivalent).
Girl, you’re not being photographed in the newest offerings from Victoria’s Secret’s Pink line. JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JEEZ. Do we need to send you to Tyra for some Smizing Lessons?
On the other hand, I suspect someone should give you a gold star for exhuming that skirt from the back of your closet, where it’s been living since your days of wearing it to The World’s Drabbest Catholic School.