Katie Price, Katie Price, Katie Price. Remember, this is a woman who once had an alter-ego named Jordan, dresses up like a pink Wonder Woman to hawk everything from kids’ books to her fragrance, is a secretly serviceable equestrian, and announced on TV that she won’t wear a skirt longer than nine inches TOTAL. So when you look at a woman like that and you think, “OMG, Katie Price, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU,” then you know things have gone to hell in a picnic basket.