Coming soon to HBO:

Vanessa Hudgens IS Mylkmaede Phancy Karpette IN Game of Thrones: High Stark Musical, a glorious celebration of the year Ned Stark ran for junior class president against Jamie Lannister, on the platform of abolishing incest and promising to have Valryan swords put in all the vending machines. It’s going to be glorious, and full of keratin rope.

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