Her face looks super, and I’d like to think that Katie Holmes might be privately amused that I recently told a friend to “Katie Holmes that shit” in reference to extricating herself from a misguided relationship. The Holmes Extraction from her marriage to Tom Cruise stands the test of time as the most surprisingly bad-ass extrication from Scientology, to the point wherein I sort of suspect Katie’s Dad — who orchestrated the whole thing — might have actually been a CIA operative all along. (I had a friend whose father was in the CIA and once I found that out, a LOT of stuff made sense.)

But while her break-up game is tight….

…her wardrobe looks, frankly, a bit too much like a wine sack for festive widows.

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