This one has an honorable mention of fuggery for Irina Shayk, whose patchy see-through blue dress is like an Avatar special effect gone bad, but the main prize goes to Countess Von Sleevenstein. That is the Titanic of caftans. It is the Caftanic: massive, doomed to fail, and probably containing a string quartet and a few canoes. That sleeve is so large it could clothe a child. Is there a competing musical collective called the Polymoronic Spree? Because if not, I think we’ve found the charter member.
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