I’m getting concerned about the eyeballs Ashanti is using. They can’t be hers, right, or they’d have her best interests at heart. Did she have a transplant that we don’t know about? Did she get the eyeballs of a serial killer, or a defective Cher clone, and those eyes are now sabotaging her — like when people get a serial killer’s hand and it turns them evil (I saw that in a movie once so it must be true)?

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