I’m also really happy to have the opportunity to talk about how annoying this movie looks. Any trailer that has a wife joking about how the drugs she’s giving her philandering husband are giving him “man-opause” and then making a wilting penis hand gesture automatically induces my eye roll reflex. If you’re so pissed at him, beat him the old fashioned way: In court. And then the trailer is capped with Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, and Leslie Mann dancing on a table and I’m basically kind of like, “this is not First Wives Club” and I don’t know. Something about it sets my teeth on edge. It’s the same reaction I have to Hilaria Baldwin. THAT BEING SAID, some of these women look great and one of them looks like she got lost coming home from a Bonfire of the Vanities party.