I suspect that the “power of Young Hollywood” is to make Olds such as myself put on our glasses and squinch up our noses and say, “wait, who is that again?” I have filtered out the Who The Eff Is This? portion of this red carpet, unless the person in question was wearing something legit interesting, but, wow, you guys. Time for me to refill my Geritol prescription.

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