As you guys know, I don’t really follow country music. Like, I know who the heavy hitters are, but I’m not that familiar with even the B-list. This is not out of any kind of anti-country judgement (it’s not my jam, but I fully support it being the jam of others) as much as it is that my brain only has so much room for random celebrities, and A LOT of it is full of bizarro European royals. So what I’m saying is, I call upon the Country Music Experts in Fug Nation to DISH about any of these dudes. It takes a village, you guys.

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