Come for Viola Davis, stay for Michael B. Jordan and some really bad wig work on Lady Gaga.

The surprise here was The Big Short winning Best Picture, which muddies what everyone thought was The Revenant’s clear path to the Oscar, as the PGAs have predicted that winner eight out of the last ten years. (Does that mean the majority of Academy voters are producers?) I don’t think that will upset Leo’s apple cart; that award, sadly, seems written in stone. If Bryan Cranston somehow took home that statue because everyone was like, “GET THAT WALTER WHITE GUY ON THE WAY TO AN EGOT,” I would enjoy seeing the look on Leo’s face.

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