Brad Pitt is officially breaking the sacred trust between Hot People and the Universe, which states that said Hot People have a precious duty to maintain their hotness as a public service, much as various glorious English country houses are being preserved in the name of History. Also much like the upkeep on those glorious country houses, I’m sure the upkeep of Brad Pitt is expensive and slightly time-consuming and requires the help of a bevy of specialists, but when you have been entrusted by God with an exceptional and historic hotness, you have to take the responsibility seriously. FOR HUMANITY.
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