The thing I always liked about Khloe Kardashian was that, for all her adjacency to Planet Kardashia, she managed to forge a personality and engender empathy a lot more than the other two ever did.

But with the beachy hair and the legs slathered with furniture polish and that corset, I somehow kinda feel like she’s trying to trade herself to Team Jessica Alba in exchange for some cash and a conditional pick in next year’s draft.

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