Heather and I sometimes admit to one another that when faced with something truly (truly truly) outrageous, we fear that we don’t have the words to do it justice. This is one of those times:

GIRL. WHAT. NO. WHY.  These are like football pants specially designed for that hero on the football team who’s soldiering on despite raging elephantiasis of the scrotum.  THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.

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