There is good news.
See? Madonna’s hair looks very good (if also possibly synthetic, but expensively so, AHEM, TAYLOR MOMSEN), and her eyes are still gorgeous. And I like that lip color. And… are those skull-and-crossbones earrings? Well played, Esther. Slow clap. It takes a ballsy lady to pair a giant religious emblem with not one but TWO bejewelled symbols for poison.
Indeed, perhaps it portends what’s to come, somehow:
Yes. Because crossing your legs is what will preserve your modesty, Your Madgesty.