E!’s first foray into scripted series is imbued with slavish, documentary-style realism and an unwavering and sensitive commitment to factual… never mind, I can’t say that without laughing. It’s insane, and everyone in it is about as regal as a root canal. The equivalent would be if the Kardashians actually did get their hands on a country and installed themselves there as a monarchy.

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