They might as well have called this “Killing Bex Porter.” I don’t know yet if we’ll stick with Scandal recaps, but I had to cover The One Where They Kill An American From Iowa Who Had MarriedĀ A Foreign Prince. I mean, they even had Abby talking to Liv all about how she can’t imagine what it feels like to become the most famous woman in the world, all because of who you fell in love with; I am sure this was all a coincidence, but… y’all, couldn’t you justĀ have Liv reading The Royal We at her desk one week? Throw us a real bone.

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