This is long — I am trying to catch up on what happened while we were at Fashion Week — but I promise, it’s worth it: This show is really juicy, and EVERYONE is striking deals behind everyone else’s back. John Ross and JR are backstabbing Christopher, Elena, and Bobby; John Ross is going around JR to work with Pamela; JR is not telling John Ross that he’s trying to RUIN Pamela; Sue Ellen is throwing her hat in the ring with John Ross; JR decides to backstab John Ross a little; Christopher really needs to learn to hold a knife because he is pathologically incapable of doing anything pointy; and then John Ross goes around JR, which is THE WORST IDEA EVER, except I’m terrified Hagman might perish before he teaches John Ross that he’s an impudent little scrub.

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