Okay. I will grant that there’s something comforting about a show where people wear regular, comfortable sweaters, instead of being aggressively Blair Waldorf’d. But if we don’t filter in a LITTLE insanity soon, I will be terribly sad. I want bigger cowboy hats. Studded suits. Bolos with clips in the shapes of people’s faces. Hop to it, y’all. We need pizzazz. Hagman’s brows can’t do all the work.

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