It’s so nice to be in a stretch where people are going places, but the inevitable consequence is that a movie premiere happens and we don’t notice because Versace for H&M is just that bad. Oops. Sorry, Immortals. It’s not personal. In light of this grievous oversight, we really don’t deserve the Mickey Rourke sighting you have afforded us, so thank you for being a friend.

[Photos: WENN and Pacific Coast News]