You guys.

I just don’t know what to do with Julianne Moore. She is a beautiful, beautiful woman. She is a talented actress. She seems delightful. I appreciate that she tries things that are not conventionally pretty, I SWEAR that I do. However, there is a whole lot of acreage between “conventionally pretty” and “GIRL WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING?” And yet here we find ourselves. Girl. What are you doing?