I’m starting to wonder if Lea Michele has a very rare, very localized Pigment Allergy that exists only in her lips.

I did an admittedly hurried skim and got to April 2014 on Getty Images before I found her in a strong lipstick. She even picked pink shoes; couldn’t she have rosied up her mouth just a LITTLE? This just makes her look thirsty. And not in the hungry-for-fame way; in an actual I Am Dangerously Parched sense.

As for the outfit… The flowers are pretty and deserve to make up more than 15 percent of something that is otherwise dull as dishwater and also partly the color thereof. I don’t know, this is all very Junior Real Housewife to me. Someday, this will find its place amid a cocktail fight in a Beverly Hills restaurant.

[Photo: Getty]

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