First of all, this is a totally cute picture of Erika Christensen:

And I was all ready to give her a Well Played, until it occurred to me that the pattern on this dress makes it look like her sternum can be zipped and unzipped at will — which is perfect for Halloween, and, in fact, she is attending The Scream Awards, so it’s kind of thematic — and that kind of grossed me out. A REAL zipper is enjoyably functional! A faux-sternum zipper is on the highway to Creepsville (which is sort of like the Highway to the Dangerzone, with less beach volleyball).

How do you like it?

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