First of all, this is a totally cute picture of Erika Christensen:

And I was all ready to give her a Well Played, until it occurred to me that the pattern on this dress makes it look like her sternum can be zipped and unzipped at will — which is perfect for Halloween, and, in fact, she is attending The Scream Awards, so it’s kind of thematic — and that kind of grossed me out. A REAL zipper is enjoyably functional! A faux-sternum zipper is on the highway to Creepsville (which is sort of like the Highway to the Dangerzone, with less beach volleyball).

How do you like it?

  • Still great. (28%, 3,594 Votes)
  • I wish it were shorter. (38%, 4,942 Votes)
  • She needs different shoes. (22%, 2,805 Votes)
  • Now I am a little creeped out by it. (5%, 649 Votes)
  • I never liked it. (7%, 943 Votes)

Total Voters: 12,933

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