(2) JESSIE J v. (7) MIA WASIKOWSKA

In the last hour or so I spent yanking photos for this post, I think I fell in love with Jessie J. AND SO MIGHT YOU.

Mia, although surely a lovely person, doesn’t really dress to make anyone fall for her in any manner. She dresses to blend into the background. Which is fine, but maybe a weird tack to take when you’re an actress:

I don’t hate this — it’s pretty and it fits her, but it’s kind of edging toward Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

On the other hand:

And:

And, possibly my favorite:

And also:

Jessie J is SELLING IT. I am not sure what IT is — fringe? Modesty panels for shoes? Gold leaf? Panties? — but IT seems powered by caffeine and Skittles and wigs and lipstick and those are all things that I Enjoy.

Mia, on the other hand:

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SO MUCH SNOOZE. A WORLD OF SNOOZE. ENDLESS ENDLESS SNOOZE.

When you snooze, you lose. Is she about to find that she’s snozed and lost?

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Jessie J (79%, 7,688 Votes)
  • Mia Wasikowsk (21%, 2,063 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,726

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(11) ERIN WASSON v. (14) KE$HA

Neither of these women are boring, but they may both be tiresome:

Erin didn’t get much coverage on GFY this year, but apparently she prefers not to be too covered.

Ke$ha also was more low key this year than in prior one, but she did give us this:

And Erin countered with this:

And Ke$ha couldn’t resist gifting us with this:

As well as this:

And many, many, many instances of this shirt, which I recently read is her favorite. On the other hand, she also made a video where she killed James van der Beek with lasers, and calls him “James van der Douche.” In which he wears a tear-away suit. Which is pretty funny. So maybe she’s in on the joke in a way that Erin Wasson — who once sincerely noted that homeless people have the best style. SENSITIVE! — perhaps is not so much.

REGARDLESS:

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Erin Wasson (48%, 4,190 Votes)
  • Ke$ha (52%, 4,458 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,646

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