Michelle Monaghan’s bangs are to her face what Jennifer Grey’s nose job was to hers: something that renders her totally unrecognizable. I am not a bang-hater — I HAVE bangs — but these bangs make her look like a totally different person, and considering the fact that Michelle Monaghan is ALREADY not very recognizable to the general public (sorry Michelle, but I’m afraid a lot of people think that was Katie Holmes in Mission Impossible Whatever), this seems like a weird thing to do to your brand, unless your PR plan is, “make me even less well-known to the general public,” which is actually possible. Maybe she’s trying to slowly withdraw from public life and become a wacky recluse!

I mean, look: She’s totally got wacky covered already here!