Another week, another kick-ass prize. Get your thinking buns on, Fug Nation:

THE SITUATION:  Gaga’s just bein’ Gaga. Green bun — extra appropriate, given this week’s prize! — doily dress, nipples akimbo, and a wrap made of cotton candy. You know. Tuesday.

THE TASK:  This week, we’re giving away five copies of the new book Bunheads, which is about an elite ballet dancer (see below for details). To that end, please title the ballet that will eventually be created, based on the dramatic life and times of Lady Gaga, and explain what happens during the segment in which this outfit will make an appearance.

THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Sunday.  Open to residents of US and Canada only this time — or, technically, open to people who have a current mailing address in the US or Canada (if you’re living in Belize but coming back for Christmas, enter!).

THE PRIZE: Sophie Flack’s Bunheads (you may recognize Sophie as the lovely blonde up there next to Josh Charles in his Hotness Retrospectfug). Which we hear is fantastic. Amazon says: “As a dancer with the ultra-prestigious Manhattan Ballet Company, nineteen-year-old Hannah Ward juggles intense rehearsals, dazzling performances and complicated backstage relationships. Up until now, Hannah has happily devoted her entire life to ballet. But when she meets a handsome musician named Jacob, Hannah’s universe begins to change, and she must decide if she wants to compete against the other “bunheads” in the company for a star soloist spot or strike out on her own in the real world. Does she dare give up the gilded confines of the ballet for the freedoms of everyday life?” Look. You KNOW how we feel about ballet stories (see: Center Stage, and also, see Center Stage). How could this be anything less than awesome?

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