Congratulations to Isabelle, whose acrostic caption for this photo won the hearts of 41 percent of our voters.
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We hope she’s happy about that, and not having second thoughts about her words being forever yoked to this terrifying picture. Personally, we think it’s great, but maybe that’s just because our words are forever yoked to a whole RAFT of terrifying pictures and we’re immune to the feeling. 
In all seriousness, big ups to Isabelle, the other finalists, and all the entrants. Y’all make our comment section a more fun place to be. Now without further ado, the winning caption:
Methinks you are 
Uninterested in 
Rational pants. And the 
Suede planner diverts our 
Eyes from your ladyfriend’s tunic.
– By Isabelle
Thanks for all the awesome entries! We’ll be back soon with another one.