I have Marcia Gay Harden in that category of women who are Really Groovy Broads, the kind you’d like to bond with over exactly one too many martinis — along with Christine Baranski. And so I’m sad that she fell prey to Transparentosis.

Symptoms include taking leave of your senses, and dressing like a bad baseball-movie cliche where the Foxy Older Lady seduces the young buck who’s in town for the summer to impress the scouts… and gets so much scouting than he bargained for, and yes, if you’re thinking of either Stealing Home or Summer Catch, you are on my wavelength. Basically, a good rule of thumb might be to avoid dressing like any character who has seduced Wilmer Valderrama or Jonathan Silverman.

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