Kristin Bauer is so good as Pam on True Blood:

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Seriously, she makes me laugh at least once an episode. No one does deadpan better than she does. However, I don’t know that “deadpan” is exactly the right inspiration for one’s makeup come Emmy night. YOU, Kristin, are (presumably) ALIVE, and, ergo, a little bit of color in your face would not go awry. Otherwise, carry on — and please write an article about your abs workout, so I can read it, tear it out, plan to do it, and then decide to go have a sandwich instead. Thanks!